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Note: These are not the words of the author of Spread. Let me explain. Three weeks ago I made a friendly wager with Sweet to the extent that a certain, talented, up-and-coming NFL running back (Ryan Grant) would outperform a certain 2006 League MVP (LDT), in total fantasy points through weeks 13-15. Yeah, I lost this bet. And having drawn from the soon to be trademarked Can of Wagers, the consequence of said bet was to be words, a post, herein. So apologies to those expecting Sweet words. No, really, I'm sorry. As writing this has given me a whole new appreciation of our author. There's an exchange in the preview to Juno that comes to mind. The one character says to the other, "You're so cool, without even trying." And the other says, with heartbreaking sincerity, "No, I try *really* hard."

On with the quasi-post…

Honestly, I'd Rather Be Watching The Office

Every Thursday I keep checking. Every Thursday I find myself involuntarily scrolling through the short list of My Favorites. Spread, Duotrope, FF today, NBC Video Rewind. Then I close my eyes and click. For the last month or so, I've been setting myself up for disappointment. It was a good thing while it lasted. I don't watch the television, and while I vaguely knew of the writers' strike, I never bothered to find out what it was all about. I naively assumed their grievances would be similar to the teachers' union--health care co-pays, pensions and smaller class sizes. Of course, ironically, one of the sticking points is precisely someone like me watching The Office online. They deservedly want their cut of Target selling me on their new fall fashion line.

So, Leno and Conan are crossing the line, claiming, like Jean Valjean, that the innocent lives of their employees depend on them. Apparently, sometimes it's OK to be bourgeois. Which makes me think, or realize, they're not really writers. More like actor/producers. O'Brien has come out saying he "expected the show would be able to withstand the absence of the writers who normally provide jokes and scripts." Which at the very least will be interesting to see, as minus the "jokes and scripts" (i.e. the opening monologue and "skits") what's left, other than the interviews and the band guy? I look forward to Paul Schaffer rocking out a twenty minute solo and Leno being reduced to asking his guests, "So what did you do today?"

Of course reality shows have been unaffected. Just last night Tila Tequila found her true, heterosexual love. Although, they're also part of the problem in that the WGA wants to incorporate reality TV writers, clearly begging the question, did they really have a writer for this? To say according to the script, in the end, you pick the boy?

PS: Your author also kicked my ass in Fantasy Football. Lesson Learned: Mess with the cats and you get the claws.

PPS: Sparky, after your post, I wrote Sweet, it finally dawning on me: "Hey. Why are *you* the Brain?"

Comments

[Sweet]

Yes, you are lucky you got to draw from the "Chores" category, rather than from "Pride, What Pride?" I had a really good one for you in that case.

[Whokpolvelp]

Greetings to everyone !! You ellenorah.typepad.com always interestingly.
Just in a theme. It is better, than to write the report about ,undoubtedly. Bye!So long!

[Sparky]

Getting a thumbs up from Whok on a post you didn't even write must be soul crushing.

Wait, maybe she/he/it is commiserating with the guest author. About how much easier, and faster to read Spread than to write Spread. What if she strikes? Colbert without writers offers a lot of video footage and interviews.

What would we replace Spread with?

[Sweet]

I don't know -- Cathy comics?

But it is distressing, this praise on a guest post only. I try to be interestingly.

[Sparky (for Peter)]

Cathy has a french tickler head.

[YOBobGilanYA]

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[Sweet]

I'm not sure what it is about Todd's post above that inspires the links to drug ads, but I'm all for protecting ourselves against cervical cancer. Listen to oressehenia: vaccinate your daughters!

[AmirTemur]

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[AlisherJora]

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[AlishKrisa]

I hate to see us lose your input but I wonder if simply publishing articles with no comments enabled and having a members-only forum wouldn't be a good compromise. There's something about the immediacy of the response form and the lack of accountability available from anonymity (oh, hypocritical me) that seems to encourage people's awfulness.

[SardorChol]

That aside, I think that a multiple-contributor blog would give you support and provide some other perspectives. You could combine this with your ideas on coaching/ghostwriting and work with 'intern' contributors to hone their skills, see their work supplying your site, and give them the tools they need to take your philosophies and understanding out on their own tangents. It might give you a regular supply of fresh, new writers and keep things going while allowing you to step back a little. (If you did go with the intern idea, drop me a line, will you? *g*)

[Abduvali]

O.K. I give up. What is your beef with Gutfeld? I think he is hilarious! He is not a serious contributor, but is there for laughs. I like him.

[DilshodBoymat]

That’s fine for the House and Senate but for president, there is no way any conservative should vote for either Democrat that will be stuffed down our throats next year. The House is the grand prize. If we had someone like Jim Jordan as Speaker and more than the current 3 reliable conservative senators, the president wouldn’t matter.

[Maria_froumUZ]

Maybe the private blog is the way to go, though I suspect you'd need some time to get revved up for that. The pod/video angle sounds great, but that raises a lot of other questions. And it loses the immediacy that you enjoyed so long, which is one of the most unfortunate losses in all this.

[Taylor_froumUZ]

I also really enjoy the idea of a group blog mostly because I've always been a fan of group blogs a la 37signals. It's a different take on things that I tend to enjoy, getting to see different opinions, group dynamics, etc.

[Hannah_froumUZ]

I hate to see us lose your input but I wonder if simply publishing articles with no comments enabled and having a members-only forum wouldn't be a good compromise. There's something about the immediacy of the response form and the lack of accountability available from anonymity (oh, hypocritical me) that seems to encourage people's awfulness.

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And a belated Happy Easter to you too! The fruit cakes being compared to bricks definitely makes my chuckle list…..perhaps some fruity garnish around the display would have added more relevance. It is quite strange how the human mind works, and association is key to avoid possible misyunderstandings like this one! Classic!

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