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Housebound.

I know I exaggerate sometimes, but I was literally trapped in my house this morning. The doorknob lock on my front door reacts badly to cold, and I couldn't unlock myself to go out and shovel. So I needed to head out the back instead. But that door was frozen shut. I couldn't pull it open for the life of me. I kept walking back and forth between the doors and wondering which window I should escape out of if one of the cats started a fire before I'd figured things out. I kept trying both, pounding and kicking the edges of the back door, and breathing hot air on the front doorknob. I was about to get out the blowdryer when my assault on the back door grew to a level panicky enough to actually get it to budge.

So I busted my way out the back, tromped around the front to get the shovel and spray some WD-40 in the lock, and cleared away the snow. But only as far as the driveway, because Plow Guy is coming today. He could have been there already for all I know. I have butterflies at the prospect of sliding into a clear driveway upon my return. And I'll pull up with clean teeth. How could the evening be better?

Comments

Hey Sweet! We got our teeth cleaned on the same day! My appt was at 4:15pm. I love my dental hygienist. She talks & talks and remembers what I said the last time I saw her which was in 2007, over a year ago. Bizarre, but nice.

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